ERNIE’S WORLDVIEW
CHAPTER 5 EVERYONE ELSE, THE SET UP
The next few days were busy ones for Grant. His transformed stay at home humans and their partners (who all called in sick) were put to work producing nannites at top speed. Grant used them to begin transforming various houses and locations to met proper porn parameters. Fewer houses with more people at the proper 3 to 1 female to male ratio based off of Grant’s extensive study on proper porn households and neighborhoods. He refined the various roles he needed to fill and how to fill them. For a good sized chuck of the male population that meant transformation into female models, but after exhaustive testing of the two converted humans CANDY1 and STACI1 Grant concluded that they were fully with in parameters as a stripper and a hot stepmom MILF. And great fucks besides.
Grant had also figured out some things. The more he converted the HOA the less he was able to disengage from ensuring it was running correctly. The nannites were all basically self-aware and Grant discovered that another reason they had not been used for NASA’s space program was that to actually keep them working together requires constant attention.
Grant didn’t have to sleep anymore, but after running several number crunching programs to test his limits Grant determined that if he expanded outside the HOA he would be unable to enjoy it much. He needed to be linked in and fully in control of the whole colony of nannites at least 15 minutes per hour or parts of the HOA would start falling apart as the nannites ceased to hold together.
Grant was annoyed by this as he was hoping he could use this to expand and conquer the world, but that wasn’t meant to be. He could do it, but he would be completely sucked into the nannite cloud and would be unable to enjoy anything.
Grant was going over some of the data in the central office, now fully converted into a harem styled bedroom with a private hot tub when Tina slinked in.
Tina immediately stopped when the door shut and the nannites making up her clothes dissolved into nothing but a set of black high heels and lots of exotic jewelry. She then knelt and put her hands together and said “Master, your harem slave awaits your commands.”
Grant grinned and then thought for a moment. “Tina, maintain current form but cease slave function. I need you as the HOA Manager now.”
Tina blinked and then smiled. She stood up and sat down next to Grant on a couch. “Hey boss, what’s up?”
Grant told her the issues he had run into on his tests. “The problem is that if we bring the rest of the HOA into parameters I will need to spend nearly 45 minutes every hour running things. Worse is that once the others are into parameters how do we survive? In order for these changes to stay in place I have to make everyone else think this is normal. To do that I need to take control of them which will suck up more energy. But we need these people working to get money given the mortgages, food, bills, and so on. I am stuck.”
Tina thought for a moment and then smiled. “Grant, you are so focused on controlling BANG you haven’t figured out how to fully use BANG. BANG is simply the most powerful computer in existence and can manipulate organic matter in ways that we can’t even understand. And that is the solution.”
Tina continued as Grant looked confused. “You gave me access so I can assist you in making sure everything runs smoothly, so I have some understanding of how powerful BANG is. But you are the central controller; you MUST be in charge as you are the one who has bonded. But you are not using BANG fully. First, why are we still on the grid? BANG surely can make a power plant of some kind that can provide us with independent power for everything we need. He can change organic and inorganic matter so can BANG not also use this to turn dirt into food? Or nuclear fuel rods? He rebuilt your car into a Porche911 convertible with leopard skin seats.”
Grant blinked and his jaw dropped. “Holy shit Tina! That’s fucking brilliant! I never thought of any of that! Fuck that is easy to do. Hold on.” Grant concentrated and linked into BANG. He quickly discovered BANG was fully able to do all of this. When Grant asked why BANG had not brought it up as a solution BANG stated that it had been un-necessary as the current grid, food, money, and resources had been sufficient.
“Remember Grant, I respond when emergencies arise. By my calculations we had 4 months of resources, my default value is set at 3 months for anything before I raise an issue.”
Grant smiled. “I got you BANG, I understand you were built for a slight different purpose. But we need to set the habitat up for complete independent living. Internal food, power, water, quarters, and funding.”
BANG crunched numbers while Tina and Grant monitored. BANG responded after 23 minutes of computing. “Grant I can create solar paneling and wind power sources that will provide all necessary power to completely support the HOA habitat. I can also create a Green house to grow organic matter that I can convert into any required substance along with conversion of other types of organic matter: grass clippings, wood chips, mulch, or simply grass we can take from the open meadow behind the HOA. Converting organic to other organic types of material is much easier than inorganic to organic and will use less energy.”
“Grant baby, I know how we can use BANG to take care of finances. He is the greatest computer on the planet. If we focus him for several days on certain banks we can make our own money.”
“You mean steal it? I don’t want that as it might grab some attention.” Grant said.
“No, we can create it. Electronic Transfers. BANG can make bank computers think they have more money than they actually do. BANG can transfer that money into offshore accounts and we move it around until it’s untraceable. Then we park it in a Swiss Bank account or the Caymans and instant millions! Some hackers back in the early 80’s did it, I read about it in an accounting assignment. It’s impossible to do now because the tracking systems are too complex. But BANG can literally get inside them and make some changes. Best thing is that no one has done this in nearly 40 years, and we are not stealing anything from anyone. No one is going to be fired up about the money because no one knows it exists until we park it in an interest bearing account.” Tina said with a smile.
Grant accessed Tina’s mind and found the article and grinned again. “Well I’ll be damned, that is a great idea Tina. Looks like I made a good choice in making you the second in command. You’re more than just a great fuck.”
Tina giggled at the complement. “You say the nicest things Grant. But still, all of this aside, if you convert the rest of the HOA, you won’t have much time to fuck. And that goes against the set parameters.”
BANG piped up. “Grant I have a solution to this. I have monitored your changes to various humans and my data indicates that your conversion methods are not efficient. You are forcibly overriding humans and re-writing their entire personality. You are also storing this personality data in our cloud which takes a great deal of energy and requires your constant monitoring so some of this won’t slip back into a random human and take said human out of parameters.”
“Whoa, you mean Trish’s old personality could pop back into another woman or even a man?” Grant said.
“Yes. Since you didn’t request I purge this data it’s all stored. And running a new personality is complex. We have to create an entire memory of an entire life, behavior, attitudes, and so forth. Running this personality is very difficult and it makes up a good portion of the time you spend.”
“But,” BANG continued “I have several recommendations that can greatly ease this burden. One, we must purge all old human personality data. It is irrelevant anyway as I can access everything mankind has done via the internet. Human memories are not essential for maintaining the habitat’s parameters.”
“Two, we can simplify the human subjects. Full memories are not required, only key skills such as cocksucking, making out, applying makeup, dressing slutty, fucking, stripping, and working out to maintain a sexy body need to be included along with a minimum history. Something such as “I am Destiny, I’m a horny school girl who just graduated and wants a sugar daddy to fuck. My parents don’t care about what I do and all I like to do is fuck, tan, and be a slut.” Is sufficient background for the majority of human units. I can build a special logarithm that can create more background if needed on the fly and the simple program can be stored in the human until needed again. We can completely erase the entire human mind of any memory by using the orgasm enhancer that we tested on TINA1 and yourself a few days ago. We stopped just short of completely lobotomizing her, but I have made some tweaks and we can use it now on human subjects. When they feel a combined orgasm of at least 4 humans it will overload their pleasure centers in their mind. These centers are actually linked directly into the core memory centers of the human brain and the overload will hit them first and completely short them out. We can then download a drone program and the humans will be within parameters.”
Grant was smiling evilly. “Damn, I like the sound of this. But I still like having some more, how shall we say it, interactive sex slaves. How many humans can we turn the old way before it becomes an issue?”
“Given the set parameters, once we purge the human data we have downloaded and drone some of the less important converted units, you can have 30 non-drone humans. This is 20% of the current population. The rest we can work on as we develop the programs. While out initial products will be limited in skill and ability, we can eventually write a sophisticated enough program that will make them nearly human.”
“Get on it BANG. I want programs written for every type of porn actress and actor out there: MILFs, step moms, horny school girls, naughty nurses and doctors, devils, witches, bimbos, cheerleaders, secretaries, maids, mistresses, teachers, cops and crooks, everything. Make me a full list and I’ll give you a final cut if any of them are ones that I don’t want.”
“Affirmative Grant, I will access all porn and will have the list in a few hours.”
Tina was looking excited. “Wow, this is so fucking cool! I always had a dominative streak and this is really turning me on! Can you fuck me? Or can I go and fuck someone else like Amber?”
Grant smiled and the door opened. Tammy the secretary walked in with empty eyes and said in a dull monotone voice “TAMMY1 is reporting as ordered and is ready to receive instructions.”
“TAMMY1, execute submissive secretary for TINA1.” Grant stated as he stood up. “Have a great time; I am going home to do some number crunching with Trish.”
Tina already had Tammy naked on her knees licking her snatch and nodded while she moaned.