I Have No Idea —Cast List
by Redsliver
Cast of Characters
Primary
- Brian Tanner — 34 year old former
pharmacologist. Now billionaire.
- Lawrence (Larry) Tanner — 35 year old
brother to Brian. Married to Shani
- Shani Tanner — Brunette — 29 year old
sister-in-law to Brian. 4 months pregnant.
- Garth Tanner — 66 year old father of
Brian and Larry. Married to Olivia.
- Olivia Tanner — Brunette — 42 year
old step-mom of Brian.
- Rena Ghasra — Arabic — 33 year old
former pharmacologist. 6 months pregnant with
twins.
- Amanda Deering — Black — 26 year old
research pharmacologist. 7 months pregnant.
- Ellen (Ellie) Hess — Strawberry
Blonde — 20 year old college dropout. Twin sister of Mel. 1 week
pregnant.
- Melinda (Mel) Hess — Strawberry
Blonde — 20 year old college dropout. Twin sister of Ellie. 4 months
pregnant.
Secondary — Enough working girls to pad out the
scenes.
- Anh — A Chinese woman first seen in
bed with Larry
- Bethany — A hairdresser at the
Strip
- Charlotte — The Valkyrie, a blonde
taller than our hero who works as a driver and
stewardess
- Dakota — A tall fit woman who works
The Waterfront
- Frankie — A young looking
redhead
- Heidi
- Iris
- Jade — An Asian woman first seen in
bed with Larry
- Kelsey — A deployed soldier’s wife
who works The Castle
- Lacy — A blonde first seen at the
front desk of Casa de Tanner
- Marina — A latina that works in the
kitchen at Casa de Tanner
- Nastya — A blonde Eastern European
woman first seen returning to Casa de Tanner
- Pilar — A Latina first seen at the
pool at Casa de Tanner. Also answers to P.
- Rudy
- Sunlight — An actress who plays Storm
from the X-Men
- Traci — A blonde that works at The
Castle
- Vanessa — A
doctor
- Wei Ming
- Zenya — A Latina that works at The
Castle
Setting
- Sao Huberto “Fuck Island” — A small private tropical island
off the coast of Brazil.
- Casa de Tanner — A squat pyramidal hotel used as a home
base.
- The Strip — Fancy dress code section. First sight off entry
by commuter plane or helicopter.
- The Waterfront — Beachfront and sportfishing resort
section. First sight by boat.
- The Globe — Kitschy artsy section
- The Castle — Loud amusement park
section