Being Both Naughty and Nice
Chapter 4—The Third Night
Sanity returned to Penny the next day. Her radio was off and it was bound to stay that way and the same went for the TV as well. Penny had the feeling the elves were up to something and she was bound and determined not to give them what they wanted.
It didn’t take her long to figure out that when she got her next visit ... her last visit, she corrected herself ... it didn’t take her long to figure out that she was going to tell the elves that she didn’t want the wish and that she wanted them to take it back. It wasn’t that she didn’t want what they were giving her. The problem was almost that she wanted it too much but it seemed as if the elves were almost trying to make her do something and out of just pure orneriness, if that was what they were trying to do, Penny decided she wasn’t going to play their game.
So the radio stayed off and the television did, too. Penny thought about going out, but as she’d found out that first day, going out wasn’t all that safe either. No, she told herself. Better to stay inside and just wait.
But that was problematic, too. A look around the apartment revealed something else. There was nothing to do.
There was nothing to read. There was no computer. There wasn’t even a stupid deck of cards so she could play solitaire. What was it with these elves? Did they think that all she did was fuck all the time?
No, she told herself. No, don’t go there. That was just what they wanted her to think, but still ...
Even without the Christmas music to heat her up, she was thinking about what had happened the night before, how she’d been on her hands and her knees with Doug’s cock, pumping her full of cum, the music from the radio blaring in the background, the—
Stop it, she almost screamed at herself. Stop it. This was what they wanted her to think and she’d almost succumbed to it. Already, she could feel her pussy getting kind of wet just from thinking about the Christmas music and the problem was it did feel really good.
Stupid elves, she thought. “You’re going to have to do better than that,” she said out loud. She wasn’t sure if they were listening to her but just in case they were, she wanted to make sure they knew she wasn’t going to be taken in that easily.
Don’t think about Christmas music, she told herself. It sounded so simple but just the act of trying to avoid it was enough to make her keep coming back to it over and over again. She had to watch what her mind was thinking because even the most innocuous thought could put her on a path that would lead her back to thinking about Christmas music.
And it wasn’t even the music that did it, either. Sometimes, it was just the snippet of a lyric and that was enough to get to her. She was looking out the window of her apartment, and she saw someone huddled up as they passed below her in the street and without even thinking about it, she found herself thinking the weather outside was frightful.
That was enough to give her pussy a little twinge, and it wouldn’t have taken all that much to dredge up the next line in the song.
Stop it, she told herself. Stop it!
But it was so hard.
Stupid elves.
Idly, Penny wondered what Santa would think if he knew what the elves were doing. Of course, wasn’t he supposed to be a jolly, old elf. That made him an elf, too, didn’t it, so maybe the big guy was in on it, too.
Penny shook her head. This was just so hard.
You don’t have to be so tough all the time. You can just give in.
Wait a minute! Where had that thought come from? Oh great. Was there a part of herself that was wanting to give in to what the elves wanted her to be. That was just great. Now, not only was she having to fight the elves, but maybe she was fighting herself as well.
The girl was pretty much a wreck by the time night fell. Despite all her best efforts, she hadn’t been entirely successful in blocking out the Christmas music. Not long after lunch, she’d given into herself and she’d gotten her pussy off while humming “Jingle Bells” to herself, the result of which had been to leave her in a perpetual state of low-grade horniness. She knew what she needed. She needed a cock, but she wasn’t going to let that happen.
“I’m ready,” she said out loud as night fell. “I’m ready. You can come ask me your question.”
That cry did not bring the desired result so Penny did the only thing she could do. She waited.
There was a part of her mind that was now in active rebellion. What’s the harm, her mind said. Turn on the radio.
No.
Come on. Turn on the radio. So what if you do hear some Christmas music. What’s the harm in that?
No.
Just because you want to fuck now doesn’t mean you can’t tell the elf no later.
No.
Come on. Stop being such a stick in the mud. I can make you want to do it.
No, Penny whimpered back to herself. No. Come on. Don’t do it. Leave me alone.
How nice, her other side said. You already know you want to do it. You already know you want to feel a cock between your legs.
No, Penny whimpered. No. I’m begging you. Don’t do it.
What’s your favorite Christmas song?
Leave me alone.
You know I know already.
I said leave me alone. Go away.
But maybe you got a new favorite. Is it “O Holy Night?” I don’t think so. We both know the hole you want filled.
Go away.
You know I can’t do that. We have to get you all ready for your big show-down.
Leave me alone.
You know the line, “... in the lane, the snow is glistening?” If we took off your panties, would we find something else that was glistening.
Shut up, Penny wanted to shout. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up!
It’s not my fault if you want to get a big, hard cock between your legs, her other half said.
Yes, it is. It is 100% your fault. Now would you please just shut up.
Fine. Be that way. I was only trying to help, and with that, her other half fell silent.
But that other half didn’t stay silent for long.
You know what?
Oh for heaven’s sake.
What did I do?
You’re not going to tell me about another Christmas song are you?
No. That half fell silent.
What then, Penny demanded irritably when her other half refused to speak.
I lied. You know that song that starts out with “chestnuts roasting on an open fire?”
Penny groaned. Yeah. What about it?
Doesn’t it make you hot whenever you hear the word nuts.
Penny groaned. No, she tried to herself, only why did the words chest and nuts keep playing themselves out in her mind. The chest she had. The nuts she wanted.
You can’t lie to me her other half said. I know what you’re thinking.
Shut up.
Hey, you know the line “don we now our gay apparel?”
Shut up.
I was just what kind of clothes you would wear if you wanted to start attracting girls.
Shut up.
What’s the matter? You afraid you might start liking girls?
No. Now shut up.
Her other half was quiet but Penny wasn’t fooled. You know what I’ve been thinking, her other half finally said.
Penny couldn’t help herself. What?
I was just wondering why we should be good for goodness sake. Isn’t it a whole lot more fun to be bad.
Penny moaned to herself. Would you just leave me alone, she whimpered.
I’m not saying anything, her other half said. I was just making a point and besides, doesn’t it make your pussy wet just to think like that.
Penny moaned to herself. It was silly. She didn’t want to admit it, even to herself, and yet she knew full well that her other half knew the truth.
And so it went all day long, her one half sadistically throwing Christmas carol lyrics at her even as the other half tried to fend them off, and all the while, her pussy got wetter and hotter.
Nightfall had been such a relief when it had come but the hours continued to stretch on and on and on. It wouldn’t be long now, Penny told herself. It wouldn’t be long before the third elf came to pose his question.
She’d been playing with her pussy and thinking of other Christmas lyrics when she heard a commotion but she didn’t rush outside to see what was the matter. She had a pretty good idea what that was so she waited.
Sure enough, an elf walked into her bedroom. “Hi,” he said. “My name’s Spartacus.”
“Wait a minute. You’re an elf and your name is Spartacus?”
“Yeah. You got a problem with that?”
“No, but—”
The elf just stood there with his head cocked as if he were waiting for Penny’s answer.
“It’s just that I never thought I’d meet an elf named Spartacus,” she finished lamely.
The elf seemed to hold his posture for a moment and then for another moment longer before he finally grinned. “There’s a lot of things we don’t expect,” said the elf. “You got to learn to deal with that.”
“I know,” Penny said, “and I also know why you’re here.”
“Yeah, and why’s that?”
“You’re here to ask me if I want you to take the wish back, aren’t you?”
“You got it, honey.”
“So go ahead and ask,” Penny said.
The elf just grinned. “My, my, my,” he said. “Aren’t we in a hurry.”
“It’s not that I’m in a hurry,” Penny said. “It’s just that I already know what my answer’s going to be.”
“I see. You ever wonder why they send me out on these gift return inquiries?”
Penny just stared at the elf. His response was hardly what she had expected to hear him say.
The elf just laughed at her. “Come on. You can’t be that naive. You can’t be thinking that you’re the only person we’ve offered this service to.”
“No, but—”
“But nothing. We’ve been doing this sort of thing for a whole lot longer than you’ve been alive and the reason they send me out here is that I’m very good at closing the deal.”
“I don’t understand.”
“Of course, you don’t, but you will,” and with a wave of his hands, Penny suddenly heard a medley of Christmas carols begin to play in her head. There was no radio but the music was there nonetheless.
“What are you doing,” Penny wailed even as she felt her body begin to respond to the music. She groaned as she felt her pussy once again tell her what it needed. It was a good thing that at least there weren’t any big, hard cocks around to distract her from what needed to be said.
The elf just smiled. “I suppose you could call it mood music, or maybe getting you in the mood music would be more like it.
Penny bit her lip as the strains of “O Come All Ye Faithful” echoed in her mind. Yeah right, she thought. “O Cum All Ye Faithful” was more like it.
“Something wrong?”
Penny moaned. It was a good thing there wasn’t some guy around because if there was, she’d be offering her pussy up in nothing flat. She gritted her teeth. “Just ask me the question,” she pleaded.
Spartacus just smiled. “Haven’t you ever heard that patience is a virtue?”
“Yeah, but—”
Penny groaned again. The music of “The Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies” was dancing in her head only it wasn’t sugar plum fairies that she wanted to feel dancing between her legs.
“What’s the matter,” the elf asked.
Penny was panting softly now. “You know what the problem is. Just ask the question.”
“I don’t know,” the elf said. “It looks like someone needs to get her pussy fucked.”
Penny shook her head. “No, no. I just need you to ask the question.”
“But then I wouldn’t be able to fuck you with this.”
An amazed Penny watched as Spartacus ripped off his clothing. Now that was weird, Penny thought in a rare moment of lucidity. Who knew that elf clothing was velcroed instead of sewed. Still, the little man was barely two feet tall and while his gold lamay underwear seemed to bulge ever so nicely, it still only contained the cock of a two-foot man. There couldn’t be enough there to satisfy her, could there.
Only one way to find out, Penny told herself.
Stop it, Penny told herself. She was going home, only ... only—
“Would you like to see what I have in here?”
“No,” only Penny’s protests probably would have carried a whole lot more weight if it weren’t for the fact that she kept trying to look at the elf’s cock.
“I don’t believe you,” the elf said. “Why don’t you come over here and take this out for me.”
This was so wrong, Penny told herself and yet she couldn’t help herself. She came over to the elf and she freed his cock. She liked the look of the thing. Properly sized, it would be most formidable.
“You can suck on it if you want.”
Penny seemed unable to take her eyes off of the elf’s cock. She wasn’t going to suck on it, but still, it was impressive.
Penny felt drawn to that cock. It was the music, she knew. It was the music making her want to suck.
But Penny knew she wasn’t going to suck that cock.
Penny started to suck.
She couldn’t help herself. As she continued to suck, she pulled up her short, little skirt and she let a hand slide inside her panties. Her pussy was so wet.
“That’s it,” the elf told her. “Suck that cock.”
She tried to make herself stop even as the strains of “Frosty the Snowman” echoed in her head. She needed to keep her wits about her. She needed to know what to answer when Spartacus finally asked her his question.
It was impossible to stop. The more she sucked, the more she wanted it to happen and the more she wanted it to happen, the harder she sucked that cock.
“I just knew you were going to be good at that,” the elf told her.
Penny groaned to herself even as the music in her head switched to “The Little Drummer Boy”. Yeah, that was her, she had to admit. Whappa pum, pum. Yeah, that was the sound her mouth made as she sucked on that cock, but more than that, what was really funny was the effect her sucking was having on that cock. It was almost as if the more she sucked, the bigger that cock was getting, but that couldn’t really happen, could it?
Okay, so what if it did happen. She couldn’t help but admit it to herself. Spartacus’s cock did seem bigger but so what. She like sucking on his cock.
“Yeah, little girl likes that, doesn’t she? Little girl likes sucking big, hard elf cock.”
Penny moaned. She wasn’t about to admit it to the elf, but she did like it.
“I’ll bet I know what the little girl wants,” the elf boasted. “I’ll bet the little girl wants to taste my cum.”
Penny groaned again as the music changed again. Now it was “White Christmas” in her head and yes, the elf was right. In spite of herself, she did want to taste his hot, white cum.
“Here you go,” the elf said almost as if Penny instead of keeping quiet had said just what she wanted him to do.
Penny felt the elf’s cock swell inside her mouth and suddenly, she was inundated with thick, gooey elf cum and ...
And she liked it. No, she didn’t just like it. She loved it. She wasn’t sure if it was the Christmas carols still bouncing around inside her head or if it was that she really liked it but in the end, it didn’t really matter. She eagerly swallowed it down and then she hoped for more.
And more was what she got. She was amazed at just how much cum that little elf cock was able to produce and at how big that cock felt in her mouth. It must have grown, she thought. It must have grown a lot but the best part was that even though it had just cum in her mouth, that cock was staying big and hard for her and Penny had the feeling that even as the words “oh come let us adore him” echoed in her mind, it wasn’t just the Christmas music that was making her want to feel that cock between her legs.
Spartacus seemed to sense it, too. He pulled his cock back and for some reason, he just seemed to loom over her. It wasn’t just his cock that had grown. It was all of him, but then he was an elf, Penny reasoned. He could do magic so if any creature could make his body grow, he could.
“Lie back,” Spartacus told her. “I’m going to fuck you now.”
There was something wrong with that, Penny remembered even as she flopped onto her back but she had trouble remembering why. It was ... it was ... oh yeah, it was the wish. She was going to tell him to take it back but oh geez, she could do that later. Right now, what she really needed was to get her pussy fucked.
Her bed was big. It had always been big, but now, it was BIG.
Penny barely recognized this because suddenly, there was Spartacus between her legs. He could have gotten to her panties without taking off her skirt but it was clear what Spartacus wanted and Penny had a feeling that whatever Spartacus wanted, Spartacus was going to get.
So off came the skirt and then off came the panties and then there was Spartacus with his hand between her legs. “Do you want me to fuck you,” he asked.
“Oh yeah,” Penny gushed and then almost as quickly, she wondered if that might have been THE question. Had she blown it? Had she answered wrong?
But Penny didn’t think so. She wasn’t sure how she knew. She just didn’t think so.
And Spartacus didn’t seem to think so either or at least if he did, he wasn’t showing it because his demeanor never changed. “If you want me to fuck you, you need to take that top off.”
Penny raced to take her top off and then she was tossing it aside that she realized why it was that Spartacus and the bed and everything else was so much bigger. It wasn’t that they’d all grown. It was that she had shrunk. That was why the bed seemed so big.
She was about to get up and go take a look at herself. “Where do you think you’re going,” the elf asked.
“I need to see how tall I am,” Penny replied and it was only then that she realized her voice had changed as well.
“You’re 1′11 ½. Now get back here so I can fuck you.”
Penny had so many questions but the promise of getting her pussy fucked was all it took to make those other questions all just fade away. She laid back and she spread her legs and she let the elf slide his cock between her legs.
Spartacus didn’t waste any time and just as the strains of “I’ll Be Home for Christmas” entered her mind, Penny felt the elf enter her pussy.
It wasn’t even like she wanted to give into that cock. It was just that when Spartacus had his dick pressed up between her legs, she found it harder and harder to keep her mind on what she knew she should be thinking about.
“I’ll bet you want to feel what it feels like to have my cock cum inside you, don’t you?”
“Yeah,” the girl moaned. “No wait. No.”
The elf lifted an eyebrow but other than that, he showed no sign of surprise. “No,” he said. “No? You’re sure about that?”
Penny was feeling proud of herself. She’d told the man no even though every fiber of her being was telling her to give in.
“I guess you must want something else,” the elf said even as he slipped his cock from Penny’s pussy.
It was the music, she knew. It was the music that was wanting her to do it but she just couldn’t help feeling what she was feeling. She knew what she wanted. She knew it was wrong but it just seemed so right to have his cock in her pussy.
“Turn over,” the elf told her.
That got Penny’s attention. “What?”
“You heard me. Turn over.”
She wasn’t going to do that, Penny told herself, and yet even as she tried to tell herself that, she realized she was rolling over onto her stomach.
She could feel the elf finger her between her legs. She could feel his fingers diddle her pussy and she knew he could feel how wet she was.
She could feel the elf slide a finger up between her legs. “Tell me again. What do you want me to do?”
Say nothing, Penny told herself. Say nothing, but her body had other plans for her. “I want you to fuck me,” she pleaded. “I want you to fuck me from behind.”
The elf’s finger continued to work her pussy. “What was that,” he said. “I’m afraid I didn’t hear you.”
The music was still playing in Penny’s head and it was so easy to give in to what the music wanted her to be. Penny moaned. It would be so easy.
“What do you want me to do,” the elf asked again.
“I want you to fuck me,” the girl moaned. “I want you to fuck me from behind.”
“You do,” the elf said and with that, he pushed his cock into Penny’s pussy.
Penny couldn’t help but moan. She knew she should be thinking about ... about something, but she couldn’t remember what it was. Of course, part of it was that it was just so hard to think when she had a cock in her pussy.
It was the question, she told herself. It was the question. He was going to ask her something and she had to remember how to answer but she’d forgotten what the answer was.
The elf pulled his cock free and for a moment, Penny felt as if she could think again. It was something about a wish, she told herself. The question was about a wish.
But then she could feel that cock sliding between her cheeks and she knew she should say no only she heard the music of “Nuttin’ For Christmas” echoing in her mind and before she could say anything, she felt the elf slide his cock inside her butt.
“Oh fuck,” the girl groaned. “Oh fuck.”
“Yeah, little girl likes this, doesn’t she?”
She wanted to say no but for some reason, she couldn’t. She liked having the elf’s cock between her legs.
“You like this, don’t you,” the elf asked again.
Penny moaned. Something was wrong but she just couldn’t put her finger on it.
“You like this,” the elf asked again.
“I ... I ... I—”
“Come on. You can say it.”
Penny heard the music play in her ears and she couldn’t help herself. She groaned again. “I want to get fucked in the ass.”
“What’s that? I don’t think I heard you.”
“I want to get fucked in the ass.” It sounded so much easier now to say that. Somehow, it sounded so right.
“I knew a girl like you would like having her butt fucked. I just knew it.”
Penny just moaned but it was true. She did like it. In fact, she loved it. She couldn’t get enough of it or of just about anything else that might involve sliding a cock into one of her tight, little holes.
“Yeah, a girl like you, I know what you want. Do you want me to stop?”
“No.”
“What’s that? Tell me again. Do you want me to stop fucking you?”
“No. No, don’t stop.”
“So if I took the wish back, I’d have to stop fucking you. Do you want me to take the wish back.”
“No,” Penny almost yelled. “No.”
It took her a second to realize what it was she’d just said but in that amount of time, she realized she was getting just what she wanted. She really did need to get her pussy fucked and she absolutely loved it when she had a cock in her ass.
“I knew what you wanted,” Spartacus told her, “and now I’m going to give you what you need.”
What do I need, Penny wondered.
The elf groaned as his cock surged and suddenly, Penny’s ass was awash in elf cum and Penny moaned. This was definitely what she needed, she told herself. In fact, she was sure she couldn’t ever do without it. The more elf cum, the better. That was what she wanted.
“You understand now, don’t you,” Spartacus said. He leaned over her body and he stroked his hand through the girl’s hair and the girl knew what he was seeing there. He was seeing her ears, dainty and pointy, just like an elf’s ears should be.
“I think we’ll call you Sparkle,” Spartacus said.
Sparkle, the girl thought. Of course, they’d call her Sparkle. That was her name, wasn’t it?
For a moment, there seemed to be a part of her that seemed to disagree, almost as if she had a different name, but really, that was silly, Sparkle told herself. Her name was Sparkle. What other name could an elf like her have?
Her skin practically glowed and her eyes had a slightly exotic look as she felt Spartacus pull his cock from her body and Sparkle felt oddly empty. Of course, Sparkle knew why. She only felt really complete when she had a cock inside her. That was why she liked to fuck all the time.
“We should go now,” Spartacus said.
“Go where,” Sparkle asked.
“Why to the North Pole, of course. There are other elves who are just dying to get their cocks inside you.”
Other elves, Sparkle thought. She wanted to get fucked by other elves, and the North Pole. There was Christmas music there year-round. She liked Christmas music. It made her so horny.
“Are you ready to go?”
Sparkle nodded.
Spartacus smiled. “Aren’t you forgetting something?”
Sparkle looked confused.
Spartacus snapped his fingers and suddenly, Sparkle was wearing a little, red skirt and a tight, little bikini top the same as Shauna had been wearing.
“Are you ready now,” Spartacus asked.
Sparkle shook her head and then she held up her skirt to show that she still wasn’t wearing any panties.
Spartacus just laughed. “Silly girl. You’re job is to fuck. Why would you need any panties?”
He was right, of course, and Sparkle was relieved. For a moment there, she’d thought something was wrong.
“Should we go now?”
Sparkle nodded and with a wave of Spartacus’s hand, the two of them were gone.
Penny’s wish had come true. She really was naughty and nice at the very same time.