MR. DICK HEAD
In short: Angry MILF confronts the wrong dickhead.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Who is it?
It’s your worst nightmare, motherfucker! Open the door!
Could you come by a bit later? I’m kinda busy right now.
I’m sorry, but I really don’t give a FUCK! Open the door right now!
If you insist.
(Door opens)
Wait! What do you think you’re doing!?
I opened the door like you asked.
But you’re naked.
Relax, babe. I’ve a towel on. Now, come in. How can i help you?
Are you Richard Head!?
I am.
You just moved in to town, right?
Just this week, with my son.
Well, mister, you’d be well advised to pack your shit and get THE FUCK! out of town as quickly as you possibly can!
Sorry, honey buns, but I don’t think I’ll be doing that.
Wait, what did you call me?!
You heard me.
Do you even know who I am!?
Nope!
I’m Mrs. Alice Marie North! Wife of Senator Andrew S. North!
Well, I’m sorry, sweet cakes, but we like it just fine right here.
I don’t give a FUCK! if you do, BUD! You leave this town or I’m calling the police!
On what charges?
Rape and battery!
Oh, ok.
Ok!? Just ok!?
Well, I mean, technically, you’re right. I did fuck your seventeen year old daughter several times, after all.
You mean you raped her!
Technically, sure. And my boy did beat up on your faggy kid.
My what!?
That faggy kid at school is your son, right?
Yeah, but... I mean, how dare you say that about my son!?
I’m just being honest, honey buns.
Stop calling me that, you mother fucker!
Sorry, babe. But, the thing is, your boy did have it coming.
What?! Of all the...! You’re...!
Just being honest.
You know what? I’ll give you honesty! I’ve never seen such an incredible dickhead!
Now we’re getting somewhere.
(Towel drops)
What on earth do you think you’re... oh my god!
Impressive, aint it?
Oh, lord!
You like?
It’s... it’s... please put the towel back on.
Sure thing, hon.
Now, where were we?
We were talking about the incident at school.
Oh yes. Your cock!
No. Not my cock. The incident at school with fagboy.
Don’t call him that! Leslie’s a very masculine young man!
Sure, sure. Anywho. The thing is: my son wanted some extra cash and your kid was the wimpiest one around, so... from a darwinian standpoint it makes perfect sense.
Ok, mister, i’ve just had enough of your bullshit! Your boy’s a bully who belongs in juvenile prison, and I’m here to make sure he gets there. As for you...
I really don’t think you’ll be doing that.
I really don’t give a shit what you think!
Oh, but you will! Pretty soon that’s all you’ll care about.
Yeah, and how THE FUCK’S! that gonna happen? Dickhead!
Precisely.
(Towel drops)
Please don’t do... that.
Please don’t do what?
Don’t... show me... your... cock!
You can look away if you want.
It’s... too... amazing.
Isn’t it.
I didn’t know a cock could be so... magnetic.
Wait till you taste it.
Yeah! Wait, what!? No. That’ll never happen.
We’ll see.
Put the towel back on, please.
Sure thing, babes.
Thank you.
You’re welcome.
Now, I was... I was telling you that...
You were telling me how upset you were with me for fucking your daughter silly.
Right, exactly. The statutory rape you committed.
Technically.
Listen, mister, my Susie is a very talented...
I’ll say.
...yet impressionable young girl. You shouldn’t be taking advantage of her like that.
Cause she’s too young?
Of course!
How ‘bout i fuck the shit out of you instead?
Hah! No way.
Why not?
For starters, because I’m the senator’s wife.
Happily?
Yes. I’m... extremely content.
Bet this cock can get you downright euphoric.
Oh, for god’s sake, please!
Please what?
Listen, mister.
Master.
Sorry, master. I mean! I really don’t think this is appropriate!
So?
So... you shouldn’t be saying things like that.
What should i be doing then?
You should leave my family alone.
Ok, then. Let’s cut a deal. I’ll do anything you ask if you suck my dick for ten seconds.
Hah! You’re kidding, right?
Nope.
This is not a joke?
Not at all. Just ten seconds of cock sucking and i’ll comply.
Well, buddy, If you really think I’m gonna kneel down and suck your cock, just like that, then you’re really...
Yeah?
Truly...
What?
A total...
Say it!
Dick... head!
(Towel drops)
I’m absolutely sure of it.
But... but... but...
But nothing. Just kneel down right there and open your mouth and suck my cock for ten seconds and you’ll get whatever wish you desire.
You’re crazy. i’ll never... do it.
Then, why are you kneeling?
Because I... don’t... know why. This isn’t right. This isn’t right at all.
Who cares if it is, bitch!
You watch your mouth, mister!
Master!
Sorry, master.
Now come in closer and open your mouth as wide as you... that’s right, and one... two... beautiful... three... four... doing great... five... six... seven... eight... nine... ten... that’s right... eleven... twelve... I see you’re... enjoying this... thirteen... four... teen... fif... fif.. teen... oh, god... six... teen... oh, yeah... seventeen... eight... teen... nine... teen... twen... ty.... twenty one aaaaaaaand..!
Gulp!
Damn! You are good!
Thanks! Your come tastes splendid!
I’m glad you enjoyed it.
Oh, dear! It’s still spilling. Let me take care of that!
Go right ahead.
Slurp!
Nice!
Ok, now. My part’s done. Now It’s your turn.
Sure, so... what do you want from me?
I want you to never have sex with my daughter again.
Got it.
And i want your son to leave my boy alone.
No can do.
What?!
Won’t do it.
I thought you said you’d do anything I asked.
Exactly, any one thing. You’re asking for two things.
But I need to protect my Leslie.
Then you need to follow me to my bedroom.
What for?
To protect your Leslie. Give me your hand. It’s this way.
Ok.
Now open that door to enter my domain.
Oh, dear!
Ain’t it great?
It’s like a teenager’s dream bachelor pad on steroids.
Down to the rotating water bed!
It’s awfully tacky!
Wait till you see your wardrobe.
What?!
It’s right there.
Where?
Over there.
That schoolgirl uniform!?
Yup.
But... but...
Now, if you want my boy to leave your Leslie alone, you’re gonna have to grab that skimpy little number and come out from the bathroom looking as hot as possible in it. Got it?
Well...
You’ll also need these for your pigtails, and this shaving kit for your pussy.
What!?
You’re gonna need to shave your pussy clean, for full effect.
Well, of all the..! This is beyond insane! I can’t be party to this!
(Towel drops)
Do you want to protect your Leslie?
Of... course... I... do.
Then there’s only one thing to do.
(12 minutes later)
How do i look?
Pretty fucking awesome!
My tits hardly fit in these! They’re spilling all over the place!
I don’t mind.
Giggle!
How’s your pussy?
Wet.
Did you shave it?
Yes.
Entirely?
Yes.
How does it feel?
Nice. Very nice. Too nice.
I see.
Can I ask you something?
Shoot, babe.
What’s happening to me?
Explain yourself.
It’s just that, I’m so fucking horny and fruity and like a little child and... this is not normal, so...
The sperm you swallowed’s kicking in.
What’s that mean?
It means my semen’s not normal.
Oh!
Now, i’ll need you to do me a very big favor.
What?
See the rotating water bed?
Sure do!
You’ll notice it has four leopard skinned handcuffs on the sides of it: two for the hands and two for the feet.
Yes! I see them!
Well, I want you to cuff yourself to them and let me put this blindfold on you.
Really!?
Do you have any problems with that?
Of course not, master!
Perfecto.
This is actually kinda cool! I’ve never been in a “CLACK” rotating water bed before! It feels “CLACK” super comfy! I bet it’s great for some awesome “CLACK” fucking.
Just ask your daughter!
That’s not funny, master.
Yes it is, bitch! Now for the last “CLACK”, and the blindfold. There!
There!
What do you see?
I see nothing!
Great. Now, tell me. What are my hands doing?
They’re grabbing my shirt and... ripping it open!
And how does it feel?
Dreamy, master! Now, you’re... snapping off my bra and taking it off and it’s obvious you’ve done this many times before!
That’s right.
Now you’re... mouth is... all over my boobies!
And how does it...
Dreamy, master!
Great. Keep going.
Now your right hand is approaching my wet... wet pussy. Oooh!
And what’s it doing now?
It’s doing won... ders!
How so?
By rubbing the clit... with... the thumb, and... penetrating with the... index!
Not just the index.
Oooh!
Now, tell me what my other hand’s doing.
It’s moving in towards my asshole, mas... ter!!!
And?
It’s... oooh, that feels... oooooh!
So i’ve got one hand up your pussy and the other up your asshole.
You sure do!
Have you ever had a double orgasm?
What’s thaaah...!?
The secret’s in the tip of the fingers.
Oh, yes!!!
You need to insert them as deep inside as possible.
Oh, god! Oh, god!
Find the right spot.
Ahaaaa!!
And wiggle!
Ohyeah!ohyeah!aha!likethat!ohyeaaaaaaaaaah!
But that’s enough of that.
What!? What the...!? Why’d you stop!?!?
I think you’re ready for fucking.
Oh! Yes! Yes! Yes, I am!
Keep talking.
Ok, master! You are laying your body on top of mine! Finally!
And?
You are kissing my left boob, moving up to my, my ooh... neck, that’s nice! Sweet! I like the way you do that, master. Now, your hand is squeezing my right thigh, hard, and your other hand is grabbing my neck while... Ouch! You bit me, master! (giggle). Ok, so the other hand grabs my left thigh and they both spread my legs wider as another hand positions your cockhead towards my cunt! There it is! I can just feel the tip of the head but..! Why don’t you push in a bit, hon? There! That’s just lovely, oooh! That’s nice! But... yeeaahhh! That’s very nice! I like that. Ahaa! Ahaaaaa! Ahaaaaaaaaa!
Keep talking.
Ok, soooooo..! You’re... fucking me real nice with your... cock, and... your mouth is all over my titties... and your finger’s moving up my ass... and your... other mouth is... wait! What the fuck’s going on!?
Please explain.
You have... two mouths, MAS... TER!?
I don’t.
Then wha... aha!?
We’re not alone, slut. Keep going.
I... I... oh, my god, I feel that... there’s another person! He’s... releasing my cuffs and you are as well. You are both turning me around face down and... do you want me to lift my ass?
Yes, we do.
Ok, now! One of you is laying under me, and... ooh, entering my pussy, getting it in... nice and slow! The other one is positioning himself... behind me. His cock is about to enter... to enter... to enter my... ass... hole, and... its completely erect, I can feel it beginning toooooo... WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON!!!
Doesn’t matter, babe. Keep telling me what you feel.
I FEEEEL TWO... COCKS! INSIDE ME!!! ONE IS... SLIDING... SOFTLY... IN AND OUT OF MY... PUSSY!
And the other?
THE OTHER ONE’S HUUUUGE AND SO MUCH... WIIIIIDER! AND IT’S... RAPING... MY... ASSHOLE AS DEEP AS IT CAAAAN! OOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Please kiss me!
Sure, babe!
Oh, yessss! Ooooooh! Give me those nice... fucking... lips! They’re so... luscious and... juicy and... full and... aha... sexy and nice, and your neck is... I LOVE IT!!! So soft, makes me wanna lick you all over while I’m being FUCKED..! and... your... TITS!... are... so... wonderwait!!! Stop! STOP!!! STOP!!! STOP!!!
There’s no stopping now!
But what the..!? Whose..!? TITS..!? Are these!?
They’re your daughter’s.
Hi, mom!
SUSIE!!! WHAT THE... FUCK...?!?!?
Just having fun with you, mom! Ain’t it cool?
BUT WHAT..!?? BUT... OH, SUSIE!
I have to make you pay for what you did to me, mom!
WHAT ARE YOU TALK...!? Ooooh!
Now that Mr. Head won’t fuck me anymore, you’ll have to get me off!
BUT...!
So here’s my pussy, mom! Lick it!
BUT...! But..! Oh! I... I...! Lick, lick, lick.
That’s it!
Lick, lick, lick.
You know, you’re a real slut, mom! Isn’t she, Leslie?
Awesome, mom!
LESLIE!!! YOU TOO!?!?
Your pussy’s great, mom! It’s... real moist!
LESLIE..! GET..! THE..! FUCK..! OUT..! OF..! MY..! FUCKING..! OOH..! PUSSY..! RIGHT..! THIS..! OOOH..!
I’m sorry, mom, but... this is too good!
Keep licking your daughter’s pussy, Mrs. North.
Sorry, master! It’s just that, lick, these, lick, are, lick, my children, and, lick, we can’t be, lick, doing, lick, this, lick! Ooooh, that’s nice!
Why not?
Because, lick, it’s not, lick, oooh, lick, proper! That’s why!
But your kids need to learn, right?
NO! THIS CAN’T...!
Your Leslie and Susie must learn about sex before it’s too late, and nobody’s better suited to teach them than you. Don’t you see?
THIS CAN’T BE... oooh!
It’s every good mother’s duty to be their kids’ fuck teacher.
BUT! THIS... IS... ALL... WRONG!
Why?
LESLIE’S NOT! DOING ME! RIGHT!
Sorry, mom!
HARDER, SON! FUCK ME! LIKE YOU! MEAN IT!!!
Like this?
No, son! HARDEEEER! Like Mr. Head!!!
That’s not Mr. Head, mom. That’s his son!
- Wassup, bitch!
Whatever, motherfUCK MEEEE! You fucking faggott!!!
OK, THEN! HOW’S THIS!?, YOU BITCH!
Oooooh! Thaaaat’s better!
You fucking... nasty... piece of shit... slut!!
That’s right, son!
Is this how you like it!? You fucking whore!!
That’s exactly how I like it, baby! Oh, yeah! That’s right!!! Ahaaa! Ahaaaaaaaaa! Yeah!
Keep talking to me.
Sorry, master. It’s just that I’m... I’m a... I can’t... any...
Talk to me, bitch!
I’m... being fuuuuuuuucked!... HARD! Up and down my... pussy... by my own... son!
You... fucking... whore!
And being FUCKED! deeeep inside my... ass... by a... teenage bully... Oooh! I LOOOOVE IT!
- She IS a fucking whore, dad!
While... while... my daughter’s... pussy’s juices... are COMING! and SPILLING! all over my face and mouth!
They sure are, mom!
And how’s it taste?
Del... delicious, but..!
But?
I... NEED...!
What, hon?
MORE!!!
More than two cocks and a dripping pussy?
THEY’RE NOT... YOUR... COCK, MASTER! I GOTTA... HAVE... YOUR COCK, MAS... TER!
And you will, honey buns! if you behave.
WHAT!?!?
You’ll need to sign a little document.
I... WHAT?!
The thing is: I’m a lobbyist of sorts, and I was hired to completely ruin your husband’s career, which I’ve just achieved in record time with your assistance, since all of this is being recorded.
THIS... CAN’T... BE HAPP... HAPP... OOOOH!
There are cameras in each and every room in this place, honey cakes! So I’ve got it all! Including your little session in the bathroom, which was classic!
BUT! BUT! Oooooh, that feels good!
So... I’ve already got plenty to ruin anyone’s career, you see. But I’d rather take a different tack, so I want you to do me a favor and confirm his secret homosexual affairs!
BUT... HE’S NEVER... HAD ANY! That’s nice, baby!
So what, babe?
I... CAN’T... DO THAT, MAAAAAS... TEER!
I tell you what: if you sign this I’ll let you be my own personal slut slave.
Oooh! AaaHA!!!
And you’ll get to sleep on the floor of my house.
Yeeaeaeah?!!
And suck my cock.
A... aha!!
Each and every morning.
Oh, that’s... hot!
For the rest of your life!
BUT! I just... I can’t! I can’t do that! To my.... Ooooh! My... husband’s a... good man.. whose doing... oh, yeah, harder! He’s... doing... great... great... great... things!
But does he have this?
(Blindfold comes off)
Not even close, master!
And they lived happily ever after...