Dick Picture Perfect
Chapter 6
Redsliver
* * *“Will, Will, Will.” My boss had the creepiest smile when he checked in on me near the end of the shift. I cocked a grin and looked up from my monitor. “Whatever devil you promised your soul to, overspent.”
“What?” I laughed. Always laugh for your boss. Your boss is basically a hot girl who, for all of the wrong reasons, thinks she’s funny.
“First, I was expecting you to be run out on your ass. HR wanting to see you first thing? Nisha had not laid out to me or you exactly what form you forgot to initial or sign. Now, I just think Nis—uh, Ms Jakobs has a crush.” He smirked. “Not appropriate for office hours, of course.”
“Of course.” I agreed. I glanced at the clock in the corner of my screen. 4 minutes. God let me out of here.
“I mean, Jess’s liked you from day one so that’s not a surprise. But Lidie? I thought she was dead inside.” This time I was smart enough not to laugh with him. “Hmph, of course. Sorry.”
“Of course.” I agreed.
“Look, not about to dig into your private life but I was looking to find out what you changed about yourself.” He flashed a bright grin. “And hope your mojo’s a bit contagious.”
I laughed.
“I think, I guess it started with me getting myself a girlfriend.” I sighed. “Now, the women are showing interest.”
“Isn’t that the way it always is? You’re only as good looking a man as the woman you’re being stolen from.” He said.
“Well, I can’t be that good looking. Adelaide’s not a very good looking man. Quite feminine.” I tried to joke. He didn’t laugh and clapped my shoulder.
“See you tomorrow morning.” He headed out past my desk spinning his BMW keys around his index finger.
“Drive safe.” I glanced at the clock again and was practically counting seconds. No customers, no customers, no last minute, YES! Freedom! I was out of the branch like a bat out of hell.
Nisha, Jess, and Lidie had somehow beat me to the parking lot. There’s something called the cheerleader effect. That pretty girls look prettier in groups. Jesus, these three were hot. Jess was definitely my type. Darker, curvier, taller, glassesier. The sun lit up her fine blouse and the wind tossed about her thick hair. She smiled and I smiled and I looked at her again. I saw Lidie next.
Dead on the inside? What the hell had my boss been talking about? I saw his sleek black car pull away down Mumford street. Screw him. Lidie was a softer looking girl than the other two. She was thicker, a bit of chub but nothing threatening that hip to waist ratio. She had unbuttoned to the band of her bra and pulled her hair out. She was bouncing with energy.
Nisha had pulled on a stylish leather jacket that matched her skirt. That weedy blouse was gone and I looked over her bare skin between the unzipped lapels of her jacket. On either of the other two it would have been mesmerizing. Nisha was more slender, more fair, less woman. There was something nice about that too.
Jess unlocked her car and the electronic boop boop called my attention from Nisha and Lidie’s chests.
“Sorry about the mess.” Jess muttered opening the passenger side door and picking up a couple of takeout containers.
“Out of all of the cars my friends own, this thing is practically spotless.” I grinned.
“Don’t introduce me to your friends then.” Nisha sniffed. She tossed a diet pepsi bottle off the back bench and across the asphalt.
“At least I don’t fucking litter.” Jess scowled. Lidie rushed over and grabbed the bottle. She took the garbage from Jess’s hands. Lidie rushed over to the nearby McDonald’s to dump everything in one of their bins.
“We headed to my place? Yours?” Jess worried. She got a bag and was stuffing garbage into it. Lidie was going to make another run. It really wasn’t that bad.
“Not mine.” I shook my head. I looked at Nisha. It was her job to set this up.
“Obviously a hard pass on Jess’s place.” Nisha normally took the bus like I did. She had her nose scrunched up and surveying the car. I grabbed her wrist and pushed her towards the front.
“With your long legs, you’re not taking shotgun?” Lidie asked as she hoofed back.
“I am, I’m just shoving Nisha down on the floor so I can get blown as Jess drives.” All three women sighed at that. Lidie’s sigh was all desire. Jess’s was more confusion. Nisha’s was an eyeroll.
“Don’t get in an accident, Jess.” Lidie took the back bench. “The last thing we want is your airbag helping Jenny Greenteeth circumcise our boy before we get a ride.”
“Are we going to her place?” Jess asked zipping her head about.
“We could,” Nisha mumbled. She spoke up as I stuck my legs around her. I unzipped and realized I’d have to take my pants off out of the car to make this work. She looked up at me. “It should just be my roommates there. If that’s what you want?”
“Oh roommates? Are they hot?” I asked with a grin.
“Donald and Jake? Really hot! Are you into that ’cause they’d—”
“Who’s got a free place?” I asked. Definitely not heading back home yet. I’d already got texts that Sherry was watching my Netflix and Raylea was waiting to pounce. I had texted Felix but wasn’t thrilled with the answer.
“Not to worry. Raylea sometimes gets like that. Let her test her leash. She’ll tire herself out and come home.”
“My brother’s probably at my place watching my son.” Lidie worried. I stroked her hair and she brightened up. She got in the back seat. “I texted him about the after work meeting with… with the girls. He’s happy to play babysitter this evening.”
“I live alone.” Jess frowned.
“Yeah,” Nisha said tossing another Pepsi bottle into the back with Lidie. “You’d have to.”
“I’ll shut her up.” Kicking off my shoes, I closed Lidie’s door and swatted Jess’s bum. Jess looked four kinds of confused. Three of those were incredibly hot. “You drive.”
“I did make plans.” Nisha reminded me. “We’ve a room down at The Day’s Inn.”
“Why is this only coming up now?” I asked scurrying out of my pants and climbing into the passenger side seat. “Are you trying to lose the contest?”
“Contest?” Lidie worried. Jess lit up. Well, two points for Jess-yndor. Not that it wasn’t rigged. If Lidie and Jess were game, they’d win and Nisha was going to be off the path and maybe on call.
“He’s trying to figure out who he’s taking back to his girlfriend.” Nisha said. I grabbed her hair and pulled her face to my dick. She reached under the seat and rolled me back all the way. Lidie scurried aside behind Jess.
“Um… You’re going to have to put your pants back on to get out of the car.” Jess pointed out. The fire from the word contest had evaporated on the word girlfriend.
Nisha knew her way up and down a cock. I kept a tight grip on her vibrant green hair. Her black lips, she must’ve done that at the end of her shift, noisily ran ragged on my dick. I looked around the car.
“You guys had all had multiple partners, threesomes or more, before?” I asked. I mean I hadn’t, not before the dick pic. It had to be easier for chicks though. If you had stupid opportunities, you had to be stupid at least once, yeah?
“No.” Said Jess.
“Dude, three girls and a guy? Weak sauce.” Lidie laughed boastfully. Nisha tried to speak but I forced her down on my dick. There wasn’t even a hint of struggle to get into her throat.
“All yes and noes, Nisha.” I told her. “Nod and hum for yes. Shake and slap your tongue for no.”
She hummed loud enough for the car to hear. I sank in a happy smirk.
“Two ayes and a nay.” I said with a grin. I looked at Jess. She was furiously invested in five o’clock traffic. It wasn’t so bad the way we were going. It wasn’t the driving that was making her rigid.
“How about sex with women?” I asked.
“No,” said Jess.
“I had sex with Nisha.” Lidie laughed as the green haired girl hummed and nodded. “I even told her when HR was hiring. We kinda lost touch when we started working together.”
I frowned at that.
“Does she have to be that loud?” Jess asked. The tongue slaps and the head shake made me frown.
“But she wants to be!” Lidie beamed. The hum and nodding kicked in. Fuck. Jesus christ. I lifted my phone.
“Looks like this’ll be a learning experience for you, Jess.” I said with a smile at her.
“I’m learning a lot right now,” she said harshly. Her shoulders slumped a little. “Look, I kinda wanted you to ask me out for a while now.”
Nisha’s throat shook with the heavy hum. I leaned forward pressed against the safety belt. It was hard for her to nod. I dropped my phone. Sherry was a pharmacist, a month and a half graduated out of school. Talsy said to get viagra pills. I’d make due for another night.
“If I had known you were the kinda guy with a number one girl and number two girls. I’d still have tried to be number one.” Jess said. “So, your girlfriend? If we do this? I’m gunning for her.”
“Holy shit! Good on you, Jess!” Lidie grabbed Jess’s chair and cheered. Jess was too wired up. We waggled on the road. She got control of the vehicle quickly.
“Christ!” Jess said.
“Why’re you pulling over?” I asked.
“Cop behind us just turned his light on.” Jess said.
Crap! I panicked. I yanked the green hair up and the head came too, shrieking. “Where are my pants?”
“Back here, with your shoes and boxers.” Lidie laughed.
“Oh fuck, oh fuck—”
The cop went speeding by. Apparently, Jess’s little spastic move wasn’t the cause. I took a deep breath. I stroked Nisha’s cheek.
“More?”
“Not from a number three girl.” I said. Jess was pulling back onto the road with the other drivers.
It was a struggle to get my pants on as we pulled into the hotel parking lot a couple of minutes later. I had been forced to lift Nisha and pitch her over my shoulder and onto Lidie’s hip. Lidie zipped out of the car as I climbed into my pants. I left my boxers in the back. Nisha was out front fussing with her hair. Lidie was glancing at me and looking around like she was about to be caught with her hand in the cookie jar.
Jess was looking forward. She wasn’t moving but her jaw was shaking and her lips moved slightly as she convinced herself of something. She still had her hands on the wheel and on the key in the ignition.
“Hey, you alright? What can I do?” I almost formed those questions. My phone was ringing. Jess would be good in a moment. I stepped out of the car stretching as I put my phone to my ear.
“Hey beautiful!” I beamed.
“Um, hi, it’s Adelaide.” She said quickly.
“Yeah, you got Will.” I smiled. “How are you?”
“I’m OK. I was hoping to say hi when you got off work. I mean. You’d like that right?”
“Oh, yeah sometimes. I couldn’t come home right away today though. You take care of you tonight and I’ll see you after work.” I smiled.
“Oh, yeah. I should get to work.” She stalled. I covered the speaker.
“Go get the key Nisha.”
“I will but, my credit card is maxed and I need—” I silenced her with a gesture and pointed to Lidie and Jess. Jess caught the movement, sighed and got out again.
“Who’re you talking to?” Adelaide asked.
“Just some people from work.” I said. “Your sister came by today.”
“Why?”
“She thinks you’re acting out of character.”
“I am. I’m way out of character. Talsy kissed me last night and I kissed her when she showed up after classes. I don’t kiss girls. That’s like the most normal thing I’ve been doing.” She said. “Fuck! D-d-did you do anything to Celeste! I’m n-not going t-to with her.”
“No, I only used the picture to clear up the pictures you sent out last night,” I said. I looked up and found myself alone in the parking lot. I headed to the front doors. Jess looked like there was no strength in her shoulders as she paid. Nisha was dancing with joy. Lidie waved slowly. “Sending pics like that to co-workers got me hauled into HR.”
“Shit! I’m so sorry! You didn’t lose your job?” Adelaide worried.
“No, it’s all good. But I got saddled with three more girls.” I said.
“And me, and Sherry, and Talsy? Six is a lot.” She frowned.
And Raylea and that one overprotective waitress friend of yours. Eight is a fuck ton. And if things go sour with Celeste or it’s convenient I was going to have nine. I could slow down after that. A new girl once, twice a year… Wait? No one looks the same over time. Oh, shit. What if I age out of my dick? Is this a time bomb? Are they all going to turn on me? Christ.
“—I don’t know what I’m going to be worth if…”
“You’re my girlfriend.” I decided. The gay looking front desk guy flicked his eyes at me as the three girls who paid for the room flocked to me. He gave me an appreciative nod. “You don’t have to worry about the number 2 and number 3 girls.” I said.
“But what about the rest! There’s six!” She huffed. “Oh, girls from work. I guess the two we sent pictures to and—What?”
“What’s wrong? Who’s with you?”
“Oh, Sherry, Talsy, Raylea, and your buddy Ike. He’s kinda nice.” I could hear her turn away from the phone to say to them. “D-did you w-want me to introduce my sister to h-him?”
“That would solve problems.” I said.
“Raylea agrees.” She said back into the phone. “Maybe we all get together for lunch tomorrow?”
“That sounds perfect.” I said. “The elevator’s about to close. I’ll talk to you soon.”
“Love y—” We lost connection once the metal doors completed the faraday cage. I shoved my phone in my pocket. It was strange, not bad to have my dick free against my cotton pants. Lidie was looking excited. Nisha was effecting pure sex. Jess frowned at me.
“You girls ready?” I asked with a clap.
“How do we win?” Jess asked. “I wanna win.”
“Well, be your most likable self and have fun.” I smirked. “Try to be adventurous but I don’t want a fake girl. Try to be yourself.”
“Being myself would be to slap you, drag you by the ear to the bedroom, lock the sluts out, and treat you to a nice long blowjob.” Jess said.
“If you don’t lock them out, you can do the rest.” I said. She used all of the muscle groups from the top of her ass, across her shoulders, and into the tips of her fingers. Can jaw’s get dislocated? I’d never been punched that hard. I had to run to keep my ear from coming off. Nisha and Lidie dashed ahead to get the door open for us.
I was more than a little shellshocked when Jess thrust me backwards onto the bed. She tried to tear off my belt but it got stuck in the loops and I was flipped onto my side.
“We got hours, Jess.”
“We don’t really have to leave before 11 tomorrow morning.” Nisha pointed out with a smirk.
“Kiss her and finger her Lidie.” I ordered. I was shoving myself out of my pants when I said that. I was also looking at Jess as she knelt on the floor. I had wanted Nisha shut up. Jess screamed as Lidie slipped down beside her and pulled the darker girl’s lips to her own.
“No! Please!” Jess pushed off but Lidie pulled in by Jess’s hair. They were hardly making out. Jess was fighting and the hand circling the front of her pants was enough to haul back Jess’s hand. I caught the swing before Lidie could get punched.
“No violence.” I told her. I told them all. Jess was turned away and Lidie was nibbling at her jaw and ear. Jess had a death grip on Lidie’s wrist. She didn’t stop Lidie’s fingers. Hard circles being rubbed through office slacks.
“No girls. Please?” Jess asked. I softened at her look. She was so cute and vulnerable and Nisha tackled me.
“Jess, just do your best.” Was all I managed to say. Nisha had pitched her leather jacket and hiked up her skirt onto her waist. No bra, no panties, no waiting. I had been hard since being slapped, though I kept that detail unspoken. Nisha’s pussy flushed onto me hard. She was tight in a near perfect way. Like every bump and ridge inside her cunt was built for the shape of my cock.
“Oh man, I’d been looking forward to fucking you since I got hired!” Nisha scowled.
“Yeah?” I grinned grabbing her hips and pumping into her as she grabbed my shirt with two fists. One of my buttons tore off and went flying.
“Oh yeah!” She panted.
“What turned you on about me?” I asked.
“You were such a skeez, If I was gonna fuck anyone out of their career and freedom it was gonna be you.” She had this monstrous grin.
“Wait? You didn’t mean this?” I asked.
“I was in no need for cock.” She moaned. “Yours is a good one though.”
“Fuck you!” I growled and flipped her. Her shoulder bounced off the edge of the mattress and it was all I could do to yank her hips to me and keep her from spiraling off the bed. I didn’t stop fucking.
“Shit! Lidie! Goddammit!” Jess’s best was kinder but fighting Lidie every step of the way. I looked her right in the eye. Lidie’s tongue was all over Jess’s neck. Lidie had Jess’s blouse open, her bra flipped up, her fly undone. Jess tried to run but fingers were hooked inside her.
“You’re gonna wanna get wetter.” Nisha mewled as I ploughed into her. I grabbed the green girl’s jaw and turned both of our faces from the girls on the floor.
“You wanted to hurt me.” I growled. “You wanted—”
“To be a hero to one of these sluts. If it wasn’t you, it’d be someone.” Nisha notched her ankles behind my lower back. “God, never thought I’d have to get caught up in it though.”
“Why? You’ve always had stupid taste in men.” Lidie said. “C’mon Jess. Just because you’re with me doesn’t mean it isn’t for him.”
“Look I don’t—”
My phone rang in my pants. Honestly, I’d have let it go. I guess Adelaide called now, but mostly it was either texts or telemarketers. Plus, I was in a headspace that said “Rough Nisha!” over and over in a mantra. The green haired girl screamed. Jess kicked off of Lidie.
“We gotta get his phone! It could be important!” The uncomfortable woman leapt at the opportunity to call off Lidie and snaked my phone out of my pocket.
“Ike Peters.” She read.
“It’s OK, I’ll get him—”
“Hi! Ike, my name’s Jessenia. I work with Will.” She answered. I let go of Nisha’s hips and the green haired girl snaked off of the edge of the bed. I looked Lidie in the eyes. She was super hot. Thicker, curvier, chubbier cheeked, than any of my other girls but hot. I grinned, took her hair, took my phone, brought one to my cock and the other to my ear.
“Hey Ike, man. What’s up?”
“Dude! What in the holy hell? Is that another chick!” He grinned. “Shit—And all because of that stupid fucking picture? How is this making any sense?”
I froze. He saw the picture. Oh God! And I thought Nisha was bad.
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