Dick Picture Perfect
Chapter 7
Redsliver
* * *I tossed my phone onto the night table. Ike hadn’t seemed like the girls. I wasn’t going home. I didn’t tell him where I was. I hadn’t told anyone where I was.
Jess and Lidie stood at the foot of the bed. They were half undressed. Jess covered her bra with one hand and held the waistband of her slacks with the other. Nisha lay on the bed face up. She was naked but for her skirt hiked up around her hips.
“Jess, I’m going to fuck you first,” I said. My cock was slick with Nisha’s sex. Next would’ve been a better word choice than first. There was the one big king’s sized bed in the room. I loved that. “Nisha, Lidie, get reacquainted.”
Lidie took her orders with a long frustrated sigh. Nisha looked scandalized. I reached out; Jess took my hand and let me pull her towards me.
“What’s wrong Lidie?” I asked. I started stripping Jess. She lowered her eyes from the other girls as I unhooked her bra. Jess’s tits were awesome. Maybe only Adelaide’s were better that I had seen and touched.
“It’s Nisha. She is a garbage pussy eater.” Lidie said. “Besides, I’d rather get closer to Jess.”
“Anything for you.” Jess turned her head and touched my jaw. She slid down her own pants. It was obvious that Jess was saying “Anything.” so long as it was for me. Not for Lidie. Not for Nisha. That wouldn’t do.
“It’s all for me.” I explained to her. Her eyes dropped. She stepped out of her panties and slacks.
Nisha’s frustrated yell caught my attention. She took another approach on Lidie and stopped short. Lidie casually removed the rest of her clothes. Nisha growled again.
“What now?” I asked. I slid my hands around Jess’s tummy. I pressed my cock to her ass. I had her right breast in my hand, reaching across her body. I had my right fingers sliding over her hairless pussy. She was drenched. She was quieter. “Nisha?”
“I can’t eat pussy! Oh, I was gonna show her!” With a hand on her hip and a nose in the air, she pointed at Lidie. “But you said no violence.”
“And I think that’s a good call.” I took my hand from Jess’s breast and edged it to the back of her neck. She obeyed the wordless stroking and bent forward to lay her palms on the bed. I was backed up against the radiator.
“That means no pulling her hair or throwing her on the bed!” Nisha threw up her hands.
“You ever think about trying to be romantic and sensual?” Lidie rolled her eyes. “Of course you haven’t.”
“What? I can do—”
“Nisha, fuck her sweetly. We’ll work out the rough stuff later.” I squeezed Jess’s butt flesh and turned her until her hands slipped from the covers and across the nightstand. My phone got bumped and fell onto the carpet.
“Sorry!” Jess pleaded over her shoulder.
“It’s just a phone.” I shook my head. The half blowjob, the half fuck, the HR threat. Nisha had filled my day with tension and no release. I ran the tip of my cock up Jess’s flesh to her entrance.
“Condom?” She asked with eyes straight forward and arms totally stiff.
“I don’t like condoms.” I declared. She squealed a happy surprised squeal as I thrust into her.
“Way to go Jess!” Lidie clapped. “You have no idea what you’re doing, do you Nish?”
“I’m seducing you.” The green haired girl asserted.
“Maybe kiss me before you walk up and shove two fingers inside me.” Lidie brushed back green hair. Nisha was a deer in headlights. Lidie lifted Nisha’s chin. The curvier girl clearly had a better grasp of seduction when she pressed her lips to the skinnier girl’s.
“Jess,” I said rubbing her ass. “I’m just as bad, aren’t I? I haven’t kissed you, have I?”
I humped into her and slid my hand up her back to grab the hair at the base of her skull. I pulled her up, intent to turn her face and to kiss the pretty girl.
“Wait!” Jess said. “How about we save it for after I won our contest? Please? That matters more than this.”
She rose and fell her ankles. She flexed and rolled her hips. She squeezed and slicked my cock. I let out a long gasp.
“Yeah, right. Like she’s going to win.” Nisha said breaking the suffocating kiss from Lidie with a needful gasp.
“You really don’t pay any attention, do you?” Lidie laughed. She lifted Nisha and threw the girl onto the bed. Nisha landed on all fours. Lidie slapped her hands down on Nisha’s ass cheeks and looked me in the eye. “Just kiss the girl, Will.”
I took Jess’s head in hand. I kissed her as hard as I had kissed any other girl in the world. I was grinning and she was shocked.
“For fuck’s sake! I didn’t even get to show my stuff! Her!” Nisha exploded. The green haired girl threw herself out of Lidie’s hands and stalked over to Jess and me. “Your cum’s not even in her! You can’t know if you like someone until you’ve fucked them.”
“You’re a broken person, Nisha.” I said.
“So what?” She shoved her face into mine. Jess had broken off and left me to the green haired girl. “I came here to get picked to be your girlfriend.”
“Not on the table.” I pointed out.
“Yeah, the contest was to make it to number two girl.” Lidie pointed out. “You need a hug, Jess?”
“Not if you’re going to make a move on me.” Jess said. Lidie lost her helpful smile.
“What does that even mean!” Nisha demanded.
I didn’t answer her. It seemed to me that keeping that definition of number one, number two, and number three girls loose would serve me better.
“It’s like favored mistress.” Lidie suggested. “Paramour of the king and maybe handmaiden of the queen.”
“Thank you, Sir Knight.” I rolled my eyes.
“Oh my god! I have chain mail!” She clapped. Six pairs of eyes, a smile, a head shake, and a pair of slumped shoulders turned on Lidie. “I even have this sweet German arming sword. You should see it!”
“That’s lovely, Lidie.” I joined Jess in smiling. “I don’t think we need arms and armor at the moment.”
“Not at the moment, but soon.” She narrowed her eyes. “It’s always soon.”
“Jess, make out with Lidie while I handle Nisha.” I said. Jess looked pathetic. “Please.”
“I’m a really good kisser.” Lidie promised Jess. “You can just follow my lead.”
“I’ll lead. He said for me to make out with you,” Jess countered. She grabbed Lidie by the curly black hair and thrust a kiss on her lips. I reached around and took Nisha on the side.
“So what do I do?” Green hair and smouldering hellfire eyes looked up to me. “What’s the point of being here?”
“Today? Sex.” I frowned, “And I’m dodging a firestorm with my best friend and his girlfriend.”
“Of course you are.” Nisha shook her head. The bed bounced. I was shocked to see that Jess had laid Lidie onto her back. Jess would only touch the sides of Lidie’s jaw and her neck. Lidie was stealing second. Jess mewled and wiggled but wouldn’t escape.
“Seems I’m needed.” I said and hoofed it to the foot of the bed. Nisha stared at me with her arms crossed angrily under her breasts. I slapped Jess’s butt.
“What?” She broke the kiss. She didn’t turn to look back. I pressed my thumb to her butthole. Shocked, she lifted her head up. Lidie started kissing Jess’s throat.
I stood with my knees straddling Lidie’s calves. Jess’s ankles were outside my knees. I aimed my cock and pressed it to Jess. She was dripping. The foot of the bed prevented me from thrusting into Jess, so I dragged her back.
“Wow, what a show…” Nisha shook her head.
“Don’t just stand there, greenie. On the bed, your butthole in Jess’s face and your clit up Lidie’s nose.” I ordered. Lidie giggled. She was masturbating hard while underneath Jess.
“Do I have to lick her butt?” Jess asked. I answered with a collision into her depths.
“I can get a shower first,” Nisha suggested. “We all probably should’ve.”
“Yeah, say that now!” Jess gruffly growled. “Lidie!”
I had to pop out of Jess to see what was happening. Both of Lidie’s hands were rubbing clits. Jess panted.
“Not just her! Please Will!” Jess was off to the races.
“On the bed, Nisha.” I ordered. The green haired girl scrambled up to the pillows and started wiggling her small butt backwards toward the other women’s faces.
“Bee-eep! Bee-eep! Bee-eep!” Lidie joked.
“Oh! Shit! That’s—That’s better, thank you, Will!”
“Happy to serve,” I grinned and bongoed my palms across Jess’s butt. She rocked her hips harder, I suspect, partly, to shake off Lidie’s fingers. It wasn’t helping. Jess’s darker skin was smooth as I ran up my palms to her rising shoulderblades. Nisha had squatted her sex down on Lidie’s nose and Jess was retreating.
“For me,” I said as I took a handful of her hair and pushed Jess back down. Nisha sputtered and cursed. Lidie was composing the loudest and spittiest symphony of the modern era. Jess tried to breathe through a butthole.
I was smiling and fucking and feeling like a million bucks. I had these three girls at my beck and call and a bunch more at home. I fired my hips faster, enjoying the velvety slickness and hardly paying attention to Lidie’s agile little fingers or the growing inconsistency of Jess’s bucking.
“Yes!” I cheered. I squeezed Jess’s waist tight and pulled her hair. I raised my shoulders and pulled her keening lips off Nisha.
“Thank you! Thank you! Lidie!” Jess wailed. Her cunt clamped as my cock lost its tenseness. I was grinning. I let go of her hair and bongoed her butt one last time. I grabbed her shoulders and pushed her forward.
“Thank Lidie after you’re done with Nisha.” I said.
“What?” Jess garbled when her mouth landed in Nisha’s crack. Nisha was energized and panting. She slapped the pillows and her left foot kicked and twitched.
“Where are you going?” Nisha asked.
“Glass of water,” I said. “Keep going, I’ll jump in when—”
The knock came at the door. Frantic turning of the door handle shocked me out of my post coital glee. The bed could be seen from the door. I found it more compelling to show off that I had three girls, engaged in sex, than I did to put on pants.
“Will!” Raylea hit me with a hug. Talsy lunged beyond us and caught Raylea’s phone. Jess was screaming. I swung Raylea and kicked the door shut. I heard Felix’s voice murmuring out of the phone.
“Please stop screaming.” Talsy tilted her head and smiled. “She’s Raylea, she’s had to wait a bit longer than you have, I think. Which one of you is Jess?”
“The screaming one. I still don’t know how she won. You’re Adelaide.” Nisha had pulled her bits off of Lidie’s face. Lidie wormed off the bed. Jess covered her tits and crossed her thighs in a slumped shouldered heap on the corner.
“No, I didn’t think we could get Adelaide to work if she knew I was tracking Will’s phone.” Talsy said. I pulled Raylea’s arms open, stepped out of the hug, and crossed her arms over her trunk.
“Stay. Sta-ay. Good girl.” I rubbed Raylea’s blonde hair and turned to Talsy. She lifted the phone and I took it. She put a white paper bag on the table next to my water glass.
“Felix! Yeah?”
“You alright man?” My buddy asked. “Ike, Sherry, and I are out playing pool. When you’re done, bring Ray and your girls by.”
“Um, Felix—”
“Look, normally this has been an Ike thing, ’cause you never really had it with girls. Talsy’ll keep you grounded. Don’t get your face in the shot?” He said. “Oh, Sherry’s racked another game. Later!”
I looked at the phone in my hand. I looked around the room. Raylea had a GoPro. Jess had scampered to the corner of the room and out of shot. Nisha posed across the pillows so Raylea could get the white balance. Raylea was somewhat fairer than mixed race Jess and considerably darker than half ghost Talsy. Nisha was probably the choice but it wasn’t perfect. Still too fair. Lidie rushed over to me.
“How are you here?” I asked Raylea. “How do you know what room we were in?”
“That was simple enough.” Talsy answered. “I showed your picture to the guy at the front desk he sent us right up.”
My picture? The one Ike’d seen? I remembered the gay looking smile from the clerk. I’m not homophobic, but I’m not homosexual. These girls wouldn’t leave me enough dick to indulge a curiosity if I had any, anyways. Which I didn’t.
“There’s three viagra in the bag from Sherry.” Talsy gestured. “If you wanna grab snacks or get hydrated, now’s the time.”
“Jess? You wanna come with?” Lidie asked.
“I need a shower. I need a blood test. I need a priest.” Jess muttered as she stomped by us towards the washroom.
“Hey, pass out the robes at least.” Lidie knocked.
“Half an hour.” Talsy pulled my hands. She dropped the blue pill in the left and the half glass of water in the right. “Do you need money to get something from the lounge?”
“How did you track my phone?” I asked.
“I cloned it after yesterday.” She told me. “When me and Ike were breaking up I got jealous. I asked the boys in class and they got back to me with how after a couple of days.” She kissed my cheek. “I didn’t use it then. Can you imagine how crazy I’d have to have been!”
She laughed a clear maniacal counting-to-12 Sesame street vampire laugh. I kissed her.
“The boys in class?” I took the pill. “You teach grade eight.”
“Yeah, and I’ve got 5 boys and a girl who can empty your bank account and sell you on the dark web if you break my heart.” She slapped my ass. “Robe, banker girl, sandwich.” Then she pointed to the bed. “When you get back, disrobe, banker girl sandwich.”
“You have a way with words.”
“You have a way with women.” Talsy lifted my arms and Lidie slid the white hotel robe up and onto me. Talsy tugged the lapels tight and tied the belt.
“Talsy,” I stopped at the door. “Don’t share the tracker with anyone.”
“Sherry’s got a copy but I can stop it there.”
“Sherry’s not here?” I asked. Oh my God, maybe the curse wears off and—
“Felix is upset that he’s going to have to watch Raylea on video. They lost short straws in keeping him company.” Talsy waved. “Maybe next time. Or you know, once you get over your Raylea problem, I expect our place will be sex central.”
“Why your place?” Nisha demanded. I grabbed Lidie’s hand and dashed out into the hall and closed the door behind her.
“We don’t have a key to get back in.” She said. We only had our robes and the money Talsy had given me. She caught my eye. “I guess knocking would work. I just had flashbacks to a spring break trip back in college.”
“Found another room easily enough, I’ll bet.” I smirked. She popped me in the shoulder.
“Don’t insinuate I’m a whore.” She said.
“Oh, I would never pay you.” She hit me again. I grabbed her, squeezed her, and we made our way, the long way around, to the restaurant. I did not want to see the desk clerk.
The wait staff was an older woman and some high school kid. He didn’t seem enthused to have Lidie and me in our robes taking a seat. He came over with the menus.
“Caffeine, hot.” I said and flipped the coffee mug on the table.
“He’s also going to need a bottle of water.” Lidie added helpfully. She flipped her coffee cup too. The kid left. “Don’t get something too filling. A bit of sugar or carbs but mostly protein.”
“Thanks for looking out for me.” I said and bumped her knee. Kid came back to fill our cups.
“Two steak sandwiches.” I said. Lidie bumped my knee back and smile. The kid took off.
“So, how’s the orgy?” I asked. Lidie looked me in the eyes. I wasn’t certain if her eyes were more brown or more green. She was pretty, though older than the rest of the girls. I’d have been surprised if she was 30.
“Nostalgic.” She said. “Besides, I used to date man-whores like you all of the time. I never could keep up.”
“That’s one way to put it.”
“Yeah,” she sipped her coffee. She was smiling as she reminisced. “I tried nice guys, committed guys, but I’m too much of a slut. This is nice.”
“I’m glad you’re happy.” I said.
“You really are,” she laughed. “Though you wouldn’t pay much attention if I wasn’t. What are you going to do about Jess?”
“Fuck her?” I suggested.
“And keep her on the side, yeah.” Lidie nodded. “I’m not going to let you ditch me and Nisha’s going to haunt you. The sex stuff aside. Do you have any plans?”
“No.” I admitted. “I’m going to need more viagra.”
“If you need a script, there’s probably at least one lady doctor out there worth seducing.” Lidie said. “Seriously, I’m not worried about the bedroom stuff. I’m worried about you and Jess.”
“About me?” I asked.
“Yeah, who are you going to blame if you fuck these girls up?” Lidie raised an eyebrow. “The way I see it, and I’ve only seen the first of us, is that me and Raylea got our heads on straight. That Talsy girl’s all bluster. Jess’s in a panic. Nisha’s enraged.”
“Christ!” I muttered. “I don’t know. I’ve gotta focus on one problem at a time.”
“Name her.” She grabbed my mouth and squeezed to stop from talking. “The first girl who comes to mind. OK?”
I nodded yes. She let go of my ducked lips.
“Who do you want to see when you wake up?”
“Adelaide.”
“Who do you want to impress the most?”
“Adelaide.”
“Who gets you excited the quickest?”
“Sherry.”
“Who are you scared of?”
“Raylea. No—”
“No take backs.” She shook her head. “Who would you get rid of first?”
“Nisha.”
“Who has the best tits?”
“Adelaide.
“Best ass?”
“Jess.”
“Best smile.”
“You.” She kicked my shin and smiled.
“Alright, last one, who do you regret involving?”
“Jess.” I answered. I took a deep breath. Raylea fucked things up with my best friend. Adelaide was a fuck up from minute one. Talsy and Sherry were out and out betrayals of friendship. Lidie… Lidie was OK. Nisha’s slavery saved my bacon. Why Jess?
“Don’t think too hard on it.” She ran her foot up and under the skirt of the robe. “Our food’s here.”
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